My bestest friends are "Dumb and Dumberer" ?

Brain dead? Anyone could help to enlighten me with a nicer definition rather than my own definition.
My straightforward definition: Old brain is not working because I am dumb? I have a micro mini pea sized brain. Dumber and Dumberer would loved to have me as their new found friend.

I seriously do not know if I am really cut out for law school at this age. I am already thirty plus of age. Got my degree like ten years ago.
I have been dilligently practising most LSAT questions for couple of months. Honest to say that I would actually love to be "diamond in the rough" in the realm of the oh so prestigious law society ( sarcasm here!) ; that managed to nail every single questions in the LSAT pratice questions, passing it with a incredible score of 170 above (180 is the highest scale); sort after by the best law school and finally get an intern in the nations top law firm and be sucessful . ( dream on!!?)

Out of the 100 questions I could not answer 101 questions? Because the extra question is from myself...
Q= Why am I so not smart?
See, I could not even answer my own question... duh!!

Apparently on a good note that old dude refused to admit or validate that I am kinda ( using that term kinda because I am not really a full pledge dumbo ok? )dumb. He always comment that I am the smartest person that he had met. I do love that kind of compliments though and always demand him to validate his so sweet statements.

The first thing he would say is that "I am smart marrying to him because he is one good catch!!"( yeah huh?)
If he thinks otherwise means that it will be a big blow to his ego because "I am so stupid to married him???" or " I am married to him because I am dumb?" aha! Make sense, only to him!
In other words, if he ever thinks I am kinda dumb means it contradicts with his over realistic ego that he will only married to a smart woman. Marrying a smarter woman than he is does have a lot of advantages, only for his part!. Glad, I am not!